Now it's time for a story. Once there was a youth group, who loved to eat. Then, a big party caused there to be a surplus of candy for this said youth group. The candy distracted the youth group and caused their creative juices to flow. And here, my friends, are two of said youth group's delightful creations. I might have helped a little. Ok, I actually tend to be the reason for bunny trails. Ok, I'm a walking bunny trail.
However, before introducing what your eyes will soon behold, I must warn you....this is intense. Candy mixing is taboo by some, uncalled for by others. The melding of two delicious flavors might be difficult for one to grasp. Bear with me.
First we shall dive deep into the world of the Tootsie Roll. A brown, pliable, and delicious substance, it is best when paired with something sweet and tart. Behold, the Smartie Roll Bomb.
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What's with the shiny-ness? Well, let me help you grasp the concept. Lot's of high school boys rolling chocolate in their sweaty hands. Yeah, just be glad you weren't conned into trying one.